theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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