laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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