he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever