More tranny stories later!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.