i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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