i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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