is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We have started to decorate penises.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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