Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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