I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I want to be your penis for a week.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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