My girlfriend figured out who you are.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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