your thong is hanging out like whoa
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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