I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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