It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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