lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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