Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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