So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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