There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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