i just google imaged poop.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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