just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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