Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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