I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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