I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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