Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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