why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
