I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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