It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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