so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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