DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Blow job season was short but glorious.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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