Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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