How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it glows. i had to have it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Even my vagina gasped.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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