Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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