Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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