what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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