Plan B is the new Plan A
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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