Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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