Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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