Well apparently he's into motor boating.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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