I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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