I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
