Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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