you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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