Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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