I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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