Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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