Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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