The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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