That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
