You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Just pee around me
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Dicks are not precious.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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