So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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