I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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