you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we're chasing vodka with high fives
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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