go do what you do best...puke behind churches
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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