Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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