420 ftw
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Ladies don't puke and tell
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