i jhust puked up my retainher.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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