never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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